Author Archives: Matthew Hardy

About Matthew Hardy

I've been gaming all my life and have had just about every console since the 2600. My first GameBoy took AA batteries, was 2" thick, and monochrome. "Would you, kindly" is my favorite video game moment. I think The Elder Scrolls/FO3 and tacos are some of civilization's greatest achievements. My favorite game of 2013 was FTL. Follow Me On Twitter @TheGameCherry

Goat Simulator – Review (PC)

Carried on a wave of clever marketing and enough Youtube Yokels screaming “Game of the Year” and “10 out of 10” to fill a petting zoo, Coffee Stain has somehow managed to convince gamers that its “it’s SO bad, it’s GOOD” title is not only worthy of paying attention to but $10 to boot! Goat Simulator is admittedly a joke but at that price, the joke is on you.

Drunken Robot Pornography – Review (PC)

Drunken Robot Developers? While heavy on the drunken robots, Drunken Robot Pornography is, to our  chagrin, quite light on the pornography. Developer Dejobaan may not be serving up hot metallic ass, but they have pieced together…

King Arthur’s Gold – Review (PC)

While it’s a delight to build a fortress and defend it by exploding your enemies into hundreds of bloody pieces or by dropping boulders on their heads it’s just as satisfying to be the aggressor and set fire to their building and watch the whole thing come tumbling down upon them. This is where KAG really shines.