Tag: PC

Drunken Robot Pornography – Review (PC)

Drunken Robot Developers? While heavy on the drunken robots, Drunken Robot Pornography is, to our  chagrin, quite light on the pornography. Developer Dejobaan may not be serving up hot metallic ass, but they have pieced together…

Goldbeard – Review (PC)

Goldbeard is but a simple blacksmith, in his workshop working away on some new tool when the Queen bursts in. She is quick to inform him that the king’s part has gone out of control! Why they’ve spent all the gold! Not just a big problem, we can make more. They’ve ate all the food! That’s not so bad, we’ll grow more. They’ve drank ALL the ale! THEY’VE WHAT!? That alone gives us our incentive to go forth on this mighty quest.

Race The Sun – Review (PC)

Race The Sun has you dodging obstacles. Much like the initial state of the game, in the first region, they’re simple. As you advance regions, obstacles begin to move. Moving obstacles are coloured red and are easy to spot, but the direction or pattern they’ll move in isn’t always so easy to figure out. Moving obstacles isn’t the only trick the game has up its sleeve to ensure you fail. Some regions are based on shadows and will funnel you down difficult paths and fishing out a mistake, or pressuring you into the shadows where you’ll slow to a halt without sunlight. Shadows aren’t the only way to lose sunlight. As you are racing the sun, it can eventually reach the point where the sun sets, rendering you incapable of moving unless you manage to find a sun pick-up.

King Arthur’s Gold – Review (PC)

While it’s a delight to build a fortress and defend it by exploding your enemies into hundreds of bloody pieces or by dropping boulders on their heads it’s just as satisfying to be the aggressor and set fire to their building and watch the whole thing come tumbling down upon them. This is where KAG really shines.